Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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