I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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