so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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