I have demons in me.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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