Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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