I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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