ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm getting married
To pizza
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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