What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm just crazy horny about you
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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