just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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