It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Randomize
