I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Semen is not good for contacts.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
