worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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