dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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