Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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