i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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