that's an acceptable place to lick
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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