i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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