So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
handjob tips. give me some.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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