yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
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