Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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