It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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