Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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