Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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