just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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