At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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