But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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