So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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