She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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