What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
