he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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