I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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