Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
