I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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