Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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