My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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