If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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