let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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