Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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