I think I just saw someone hide a body.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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