the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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