yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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