haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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