Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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