we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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