Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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