He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I can't put those talents on a resume
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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