We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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