I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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