I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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