how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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