Its about making memories worth repressing
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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